How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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