Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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