Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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