Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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