btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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