So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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