Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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