i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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