Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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