I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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