To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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