Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
