My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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