He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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