I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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