Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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