Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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