But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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