Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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