normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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