she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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