Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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