There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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