oh god the rape fog is back!
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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