remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
It was like giving head to a cactus.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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