so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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