so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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