Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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