apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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