Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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