i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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