i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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