I CAN MOONWALK!
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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