This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
