Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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