i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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