i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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