i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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