Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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