He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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