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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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