I need help removing her.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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