Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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