I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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