id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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