It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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