she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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