i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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