She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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