Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
We need to get me chipped asap
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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