Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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