Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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