I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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